Hey I'm a GURL!

Howdy mates! Sorry Ah've been keepin' out on yah all for so long but now dah word is finally out! As of Thursday mornin', Ah'm officially a gurl, i.e. a guy actin' as a gal! Sorry Ah didn't tell yah in mah blog then already but is must've slipped mah mind! Just before Ah was about to sign off then Ah met this mate who was bright enough to see straight through dah clevah disguise Ah've been foolin' dah rest of yah suckas and maddahfuckas with. That is, he wasn't clever 'nuff to see it straight away but it took him a few minutes' chat before dah gig was up.

He came on to me with this big "Master" tag above his head and it jus' melted mah heart to see what a suckah to seduce. But sumthin' went wrong then because Ah wasn't fast 'nuff to hand my keys ovah to him when he requested 'em. When Ah tried in mah overly girlish way to apologize that Ah wasn't prepared to hand them ovah to a total stranger, he snapped and started a real bitchin' about it. He finally said he wouldn't play with me anyway unless Ah proved to him Ah was a real gal. Now, since Ah'm pretendin' to be a gal, Ah had to play Ah was too shy to wiggle my dick on cam for him, and since Ah had had way too much whiskey and smoked way too many cigars, Ah doubted Ah'd pass a voice verification neither.

That was when our golden-star boy made dah official announcement that Ah'm a gurl! Hey, give dah mate a hand, because here Ah've been foolin' some of yah suckas and maddahfuckas for months while this mate was bright enough to see through it in minutes! If dah mate hadn't been half-way around dah world, Ah would've invited him to share mah whiskey, cigars and even let him suck mah cock!

Ah still think Ah did great though! Ah managed to keep it up for some 10 months since Ah started foolin' suckas and maddahfuckas in Second Life. Before that Ah sat most of my days and nights jus' gawkin' and droolin' at mah sexy alter ego on screen and jackin' off so Ah kept sprayin' dah screen and keyboard so bad they almost short-circuited and had to wipe dah screen so Ah could see mahself and start jackin' again.

So all yah mates 'n girlfriends out there, dah next time yah taste mah clit and thinks it's oversized or yah wonder why Ah don't giggle in dah right places or use dah right cute words, yah all know why. Now Ah'm gonna go have me a leak and see if Ah can spray dah word "GURL" on dah WC wall or if Ah need more beer for that to be finished. Have fun all yah fellow gurls and mates out there while yah make belief yah screwin' dah real opposite sex.

(A very special thanks to that very special someone who almost killed me with laughter while helping out with this revelation!)